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 | Hey, SW, I gotta know. Who's older, you or Chicken Legs? |  |
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 | Oh, Chicken Legs is ancient. He's older than dirt. |  |
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 | I ain't not. Just because I speaks funny dunt mean I'm old. I may look old, but I've got the body of a sixty-year old. |  |
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 | I better go take another look at SW. He's so ugly, he kinda scares me. |  |
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 | Well, SW, It's hard to decide who's older, you or Chicken Legs. Your beard doesn't help much. Ever thought of shaving it? |  |
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 | No way, Dude. Da goils lovin it. It tickles. Did you know Chicken Legs fought in the Civil War? |  |
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