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 | I heard that your mother has cancer. Is that true? | |
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| Yes. I didn't want to say anything to you about it, because you have this tendency to say the worst possible thing at the worst possible moment. And then I have the tendency to want to drown you in a tub of bleach. | |
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| I know, and I'm sorry about that. From now on, I'll just be there for you. Helping you look at the bright side of things. | |
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| Cat, my mother has cancer. What bright side of this terrible tragedy could you possibly help me to see? | |
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| It's not AIDS. | |
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| How much does a tub of bleach cost these days? | |
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