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 | I had the worst weekend, Dog. My girlfriend broke up with me. | |
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| How could any girl in her right mind call things off with such an amusingly perceptive and fun-loving Cat as you? | |
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| I think I was just too deep for her. Too impassioned. Too intense. I think that the weight of this profound love that I have for her got to be too much for her to bear. | |
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| She found your spelling bee trophies, didn't she? | |
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| She stopped looking for them when my Chewbacca-scented candle fell on her head and knocked her unconscious. | |
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| Lame. L-A-M-E. Lame. | |
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