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 | You've reached the Official Suicide Hotline of Western America, how may I help you? | |
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| Um, yeah. My girlfriend just left me. She's all that I had. I am very, very sad now. | |
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| THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DICK! YOU'RE NO GENTLEMEN! | |
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| Cheer up madam. You have so much to live for. JUST DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE! I really want to go on my lunch break right now. | |
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| I'd hate his job too. | |
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