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Wudi vs Liu Bang Showdown by frornelas on 03-09-2018
Meeting for First Time
Hello , my name is Wudi, and I was seven when I was decided to be emperor and became emperor at age 16! I also added new taxes because of China’s loss of money caused by the wars! I am also very interested in Confucianism and made it the state religion in China. I even created a university to practice Confucianism!
Hey there, my name is Liu Bang, I was born into a peasant family in China. I was also a police officer during the Qin Dynasty. Because I was a rebel leader, I gained control of most of western China. After Hsiang Yu, a warlord who was attempting to seize China, commited suicide, I gained control of all of China.
Discussing Politics & Religion
As I previously mentioned, I personally am more partial to Confucianism more than any other religion. I even made it the state religion of China. Funnily enough I don’t really follow or believe Confucian ideas. Eve so, I appreciate Confucious’s writings. Another thing I appreciate is the use of rituals in religion.
I’m personally not really apart of any religions.Oh, I did revive feudalism though! Although, I’m not sure that really counts? Still, that’s the closest I’ve ever really gotten to religion.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
Hmm, that’s interesting. I probably accomplished more though. What, with it being decided that I was going to be emperor at age seven? You don’t stand a chance.
Excuse me? I’m not sure if I already mentioned this, but I was a rebel leader! I gained control of all of China, honey! I don’t stand a chance? Psh, you don’t stand a chance.
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