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 | Hey, Corona Virus! I just want to take a moment to laugh in your face! I have been “self-isolating” for DECADES now. I haven’t gone to a movie theater since the original Spider-Man with Toby McGuire. Orville and Wilbur Wright have flown in an airplane more recently than I have. And I’m ALWAYS running out of toilet paper. You don’t scare me, you prick. I got this. You cannot HURT me. | |
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| I’m in Heaven. Completely euphoric. | |
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| I closed all the Chipotle’s. | |
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| I’m in Hell. Completely f#*ked. | |
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