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 | Mr. Reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, numbers are declining. Ever since Tom Cruise came out and stated he was a Scientologist, people have stopped taking us seriously as a High Budget Religious Organization. | |
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| This is awful, Jane Smith #37, We have to do something! Is there any way to pull out of this before we go bankrupt? | |
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| All of our recruition methods have been exhausted sir. It seems we only have one choice; Plan Z66-7bA. | |
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| Plan Z66-7bA! ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN!? But, I suppose you're right. Call in the team. Plan Z66-7bA goes down, tonight! | |
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| YO YO YO! America, This is Diddy, Formely known as P. Diddy! I'm changin my name to Hubby tonight baby, and I'm here to tell you; SCIENTOLOGY IS THE NEW RELIGION! IT'S THE MOST BALLA sh#t YOU COULD EVER DO! SO DROP THEM NAMES AND THEM FLY RIDES AND COME TO COMPLEX B! CONVERT OR DIE! | |
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