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 | Old age is a heck of a lot better than the alternative | |
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| What’s the best part of old age? | |
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| That it doesn’t last very long. | |
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| Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very, very long time. | |
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| Jesus, why don't you just start doing limericks? | |
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| There once was a runner named Dwight, Who could speed even faster than light. He set out one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. | |
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