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 | The strangest thing happened to me. I completely missed my period last month and was convinced that I was pregnant... | |
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| Well, the strange part was that I had absolutely NO reason to think that I might be knocked up. I kind of ignored it for a while, but with time, I started to feel more and more guilty about drinking so much...I mean, what if I had immaculately conceived or something? | |
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| I don't think that God would choose to impregnate someone who is likely to drink. I mean, we're talking about the rebirth of Christ here. | |
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| Yeah, I imagine that God would be pissed if I gave birth to Jesus with FAS. | |
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