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 | A man resembling a giant kid was arrested Thursday for sexually assaulting a manikin at a women’s fashion outlet store. | |
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| Of a Man So Desperate To Impress... |
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| Store clerks describe how the man made several trips past the manikin, and then went up onto the podium where he commenced to fondle the manikin’s breasts. | |
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| F***, he's following me. | |
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| That He Would Actually READ a Joke With No Punchline... |
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| When questioned about the incident, he said "I couldn't help it, she had the nicest set of tits I’ve seen in a long time." LOL! | |
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| You're a dumbass... and I slept with your wife. | |
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