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 | So I'm over at Teri's apartment last night and things were really starting to get hot. I mean really.....really.......hot. | |
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| Oh Yeah!?! Did you finally make it happen!?! | |
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| Well we were starting to get all into it you know, kissing, and rubbing, and moaning... | |
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| Jesus I can't believe you finally did it man. Right on! | |
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| But I reached down between her legs and felt something; so I looked down there and saw a friggin mouse burrowing in!! I shrieked and pulled it out, you know trying to do the right thing. Blood just starting oozing out everywhere and I yelled "Oh My GOD!!! It's body is still inside you!!!!" Then she left..... | |
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| Holy Crap.... | |
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