Witty Comics - Evening News (01/29/07)

Evening News (01/29/07) by Rexisfed on 01-29-2007

Sir, I really don't think you should say that. Tom Cruise is straight.

Nonsense! In the news tonight, Tom Cruise has admitted to being gay. He will now be joining us live via satellite. Tom?

AND THE MONKEY THE MONKEY HE BITE MY VAGINA HIS PENIS SO HARD HE BITE ME

Thanks, Tom.

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