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 | My ever-changing book says that the colisseum was built with the intention of housing N-SYNC concerts. |  |
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 | I've heard about this before. |  |
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 | It says "The romans knew that an amazingly good boy band would appear centuries later, so they decided to get an early start." |  |
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 | But then N-SYNC turned out to be a bunch of homos who had gay sex every night on stage and would ride around on tiny helicopters masturbating on the crowd and sucking cocks for $5. |  |
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