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 | So, you are completely heterosexual in the eyes of god after completing the ministries "homo-nomo" crash course? |  |
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 | Yes, I am pastor, thank you. |  |
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 | Then god must be wearing his beer goggles again... |  |
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 | Why would you say such a thing pastor, I'm shocked! |  |
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 | One question Ted, what's that white stuff on your chin? |  |
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 | It's uh...ummm...dressing! Yeah! that's it! RANCH dressing! Really... |  |
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