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| OMG PRINCE WILLIAM SPLIT UP FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG | |
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| Not that this actually matters at all to anyone except the two of them and their families | |
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| Apparently she felt "harassed by the media" what with them stalking her like wolves every moment of her life | |
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| And though it's commonplace for normal people like us to assume she deserved it because she was famous, or because it comes with the territory, but it's still sh#t | |
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| The whole symbiotic, predator - prey - scavenger relationship between the media and the famous is destructive to so many things, but we've got to the point where we don't even notice anymore | |
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| Wait, this is the last chance we have to be funny for another week, and we just wasted it on socio-psychological bollocks that no-one cares about anyway. f#*k f#*k f#*k f#*k f#*k. | |
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