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 | What in the world were you thinking when you made out this accident report? | |
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| I was in shock. | |
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| You'll never get the insurance company for the cash if you just say 'it was dark and I didn't see where I was going'. | |
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| What do I say, then? | |
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| 'I saw Jesus standing by the side of the road, but Satan pulled the steering wheel when he was screwing around and I had to swerve to avoid killing Our Saviour'. That ought to do it. | |
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| God has blessed me by making you my assistant... any extra money in the insurance check and you get that trip to Vegas. | |
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