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 | As your lawyer, I suggest you rescind certain provisions of the new employment contract. | |
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| Why? | |
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| First of all, they're illegal. Secondly, they're just WRONG! | |
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| You're one to be blathering on about what is wrong! | |
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| Hey... I was really drunk, and I didn't know they were minors. | |
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| You hit on the CEO's twin sons at the summer family picnic! | |
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