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 | So Fred Thompson withdrew from the race, big f#*king surprise | |
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| Everyone loved him until he actually genuinely tried to become President of the USA | |
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| Then they were all like "wait, this fatassed actor #&@! is actually serious? He wants to become the most important man on the planet?" | |
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| "f#*k, we were daydreaming of Reagan again, we don't really want some fat balding #&@! with no policies in charge" | |
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| Also, all my opening lines seem to start with "so" lately, it's getting kind of irritating | |
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| Yeah, use some other Peter Gabriel album title Lolsworth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh f#*king f#*k kill me now. | |
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