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 | Presidential Candidate Roundup with Floyd and Mike | |
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| #1: John McCain | |
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| John McCain was in Nam. He is a million years old | |
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| He will be the oldest president in history if the American people are dumb enough to vote GOP again | |
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| He's borderline senile, recently confusing Angela Merkel with Valimir Putin, and actually needs to be led everywhere. He'd use a zimmerframe if it wasn't a bad PR move | |
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| He had jello today | |
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