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| Some producer won Best British Male Solo Act at the Brit Awards, which for some reason strikes us as apocalyptically insane | |
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| Everyone in Brigend is killing themselves, presumably because they can't figure out a way to escape | |
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| It's one of those towns that bends time and space around itself so you always end up fifty yards from where you were expecting to do. There's a lot of those. The road through Morlaix, in Brittany, is actually a mobius strip. | |
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| And the former boss of MI6 says he didn't kill Diana Princess of Wales | |
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| The case is being heard in the European High Court of Tautology | |
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