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 | And then she was like "Oh yeah? Well you are the most fake person I've ever met!" And I was like "Please girlfriend! Look at yourself!" | |
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| Ma'am, this is a busy workplace. I am in the middle of a huge task and I just came in here to get some tape. | |
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| Oh, so you don't care about my troubles! Listen, while you're sitting here working on some dumb website nobody reads, I'm suffering a crisis among my friends! | |
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| No, I don't care about your troubles. Maybe that's because I've known you for about two minutes and I don't know your name. | |
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| I just don't get it. It's like I somehow understand men more than I understand women. | |
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| Drunken Joe, you're a f#*king moron. Posing as a women doesn't make you a women. | |
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