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 | Tell our viewers how you single handedly proved every 9/11 conspiracy to be true. | |
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| Well it was easy really. See I was just reading this book, and my dickhead friend was telling me I was stupid, so I was determined to prove him wrong. | |
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| Amazing! Where is this friend now? | |
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| Oh, the Government locked him up for being stupid | |
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| So then the reporter is so wowed by my story she begs me to make love to her. Pretty much the best dream ever. | |
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| I hate you. | |
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