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| Sir! I am not allowed to speak to civilians while at my post sir! | |
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| Sir! Talking to civilians while on guard duty is distracting and can lead to enemy attacks and ambushes sir! | |
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| Oh, no worries. According to this book the government is in bed with the terrorists. | |
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| Sir! That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard sir! You have 30 seconds to get the hell out of here before I'm forced to fire my weapon at you sir! | |
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