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 | Where were you at the time of the murder? |  |
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 | At the open bar, enjoying a nice blueberry daiquiri. |  |
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 | None that I know of, except maybe the Anti-Christ, bringer of the apocolypse, as prophesized in the book of revelations. |  |
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 | You didn't rat me out, did you? |  |
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 | I told him nothing he did not already know, or would have found out eventually. The son of God shall be exposed as a living hoax when the rain of fire comes. |  |
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