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 | Hey! Bob! I woke up today next to an ugly prositute who was puking on herself. Needless to say I punched the sh#t out of her! |  |
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 | Jack. Please. My family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner. |  |
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 | Speaking of ugly, can I borrow your soldering gun, twine, and your .22 rifle? |  |
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 | Why? |  |
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 | I'm going to masturbate, hot molten lead style. |  |
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