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 | You ever jerk off to something that you probably shouldn't be jerking of too? Like a mayonaisse jar. | |
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| Sir, I am asian. My penis works more similar to a dog than a masculine man like yourself. | |
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| I once jerked off for 12 minutes while I listened to my wife defecating by holding a glass up to the door. | |
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| Sir, I don't understand what this has to do with why you're towing my car. | |
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| Give it a second to harden up. | |
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| Sir, is it necessary to masterbate right in front of me? | |
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