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 | Have you tried my special lobster? |  |
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 | What's so special about it? |  |
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 | I used it to pleasure Britney Spears before kililng and cooking it. Then after cooking it the first time, I ate it myself, shat it out, then molded it back into the shape of the lobster and painted it appropriately to make it look like a fresh lobster. It also has a touch of salmonella. |  |
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 | HOLY sh#t! |  |
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 | BRITNEY SPEARS?? |  |
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