 | Hey there, handsome I'm Sally! What's YOUR name? | |
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| My name is Doug. It's short for Douglas. I was named after my father's favorite dog. Little Doug loved to chase cats and rabbits. Until he was killed by a Volkswagen Rabbit. He was loyal, but dumb as a bag of rocks. Sometimes he would forget what was okay to eat. Paper clips, socks, coins, soap, jewelry, you get the idea. Now I have a cat. Much smarter. Doesn't even touch the paper clips I give her. Actually, I haven't seen Doug the cat in a while. Do you like... | |
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