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 | The Bigamessa Volcano, on the island of holichitevacutia, erupted today after being dormat for an estimated 20 thousand years. It was long thought to be the source of....... |  |
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 | uhm...chet...it says here that the new company thinks the universe is only 6 thousand years old...so...uhm... |  |
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 | The Bigamessa Volcano, on the island of holichitevacutia, erupted today after being dormat for an estimated 20 thousand years.......and I've killed producer Dan. |  |
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