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Mr. Jones' News Report by Funny_Bunny_Returns on 07-02-2013
...in other news, Mr. Jones, the guy mentioned in a Counting Crows song, died yesterday at this exact site. Some residents of the area say he was pushed while hiking up this very mountain.
Weird, dude. Just weird...
Anyone with information on the killer should call (800) 201- 8877 or contact us on Facebook. If we're willing to listen, we will pick up the phone or state the information on Channel 8 News.
Wow, what cruel newstation have I been hired for? Well, actually, it was the only job that would hire me since they thought I was "mean enough." The others were accepting "nice" people.
After millions of YouTube hits of Mr. Jones' ghost appearing, we are stupid enough to stay here overnight. And people have seen this restless spirit after his death. Don't worry. The body was never found and he may or may not be decomposed by now.
Yikes! Scary story, Ellen. But I'm not a nightshift cameraman, luckily.
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