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 | I just started dating this woman. How long before I can fart in front of her? | |
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| Four weeks is conventional wisdom, but I done it on the second date and lived to see another date. | |
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| Janice in billing said a month. So that must be it though, right? | |
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| Something tells me Janice probably smells like a sulfur mine. She's not to be trusted. | |
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| I've been pretty lucky so far. My old girlfriend's farts smelled like honey. | |
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| When I was a kid my mom told me a fart was a wish your butt makes. | |
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