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 | Like a good neighbor State Farm is there. | |
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| My neighbors are completely unreliable and might even be meth dealers. | |
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| Like a good relative State Farm is there. | |
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| My relatives are all losers who constantly call me for loans if not outright ask me to just give them money. | |
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| Sir, I have at least three other appointments across town. Can you please just say "...with a hot tub"? | |
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| Dude. I already have two hot tubs. | |
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