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 | So do you think Justin Timberlake lives in a castle like that? I think he does and he rides a unicorn to each concert and if he wanted to he could stop all sadness with one wave of his magical eyebrows. |  |
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 | Hey Bob .. yeah there is this chick that keeps talking about Justin Timberlake .. can you hang on a second? |  |
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 | But if he did cure sadness then when I weep at his concerts he would think there was still sadness in the world and he would doubt himself. If that happens then the universe would collapse on itself. |  |
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 | Holy sh#t Bob she is still talking about him .. No seriously she is saying some weird sh#t about universe collapse .. She is really hot with giant magical breasts but damn there is only so much crazy that boobs can make up for. |  |
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 | Listen f#*ker .. JT is the master of all women's vaginas and if you say something else bad about him I am gonna punch you in the dick! |  |
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 | Ummmm .. Bob .. things are going poorly and the small woman is threatening me. Should I just put her on her back like a turtle or what? |  |
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