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 | I had a run-in this weekend over a parking spot with some idiot. He actually got out of his car and challenged me to a fight over it. | |
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| Did you kick his ass? | |
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| No. Of course not. I'm not going to fight over a parking spot. | |
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| Oh, I would. A man who shows he can scrap will be more trusted and respected by his fellow men. | |
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| I'm not a barbarian. These aren't the Middle Ages. Besides, it was just a parking spot. | |
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| Okay, that's fair. Hey, you just reminded me. I been meaning to tell you that I screwed your wife in the bathroom during the holiday party. | |
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