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 | So Rory McIlroy's big breakup speech with that tennis player girlfriend of his took all of three minutes. What a douche. | |
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| I wouldn't judge. You can accomplish a lot in three minutes. | |
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| They were engaged to be married! They'd sent wedding invites already! She deserved a full and complete explanation. | |
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| Guys don't have explanations for affairs of the heart where women are concerned. That whole thing works outside the realm of logic for men. If they understood it more fully there would be no marriages. | |
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| Is it so hard to fall in love for life? | |
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| That's part of the problem. The marriage vows are ludicrously impractical. Till death? I'm not even signing a cell phone contract. We both know inside of two years a better one's gonna come along. | |
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