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 | There are few things in this world more painful than the passing of a kidney stone. | |
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| What about losing to Iowa State in something? | |
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| Oh, well, yeah, that's painful. But, I was focused on physical pain. | |
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| I find losing to Iowa State physically painful. I often cannot eat for days after losing to them. I sleep no more than a couple hours at night for days on end. I get constipated for a week or more afterwards. And I injure myself with a letter opener, uncontrollably. | |
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| Wait. What?!? You use a letter opener to open your letters? I just use a sharp boning knife. | |
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| So do I. Now if you'll excuse me I need go readjust my prosthetic arm. | |
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