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Confetti by Cognit on 06-02-2015
Hi, Dan. It's me Luren. I've decided to finally put on my maid outfit and come clean up your place for you.
Oh I see. It's about time. You can start on scrubbing the floor.
Ok then. I'll just bend over in my really short maid outfit and potentially flash my underwear at you as I make a start on the floor.
Yeah, sure, you just keep doing that, don't mind me. Daaaaaamn! She lied! She's not even wearing underwear! We should totally get married.
[Cue the wedding march music]
I just happen to carry around a spare one of these.
So do I. Now we just need a vicar.
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