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 | I'm Betty Swallocks, a reporter from Who really gives a f#*k magazine. Am I right in assuming you're the famous Oil Baron Blake? I'd love to interview you. | |
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| Yes, that's right. I always have time for my fans. Go ahead, ask me anything. | |
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| How did you come upon such a vast amount of wealth? Our readers would love to give a f#*k about your success story. | |
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| Well, it was quite easy really. I just woke up one day and started telling people I was an oil baron. Before long, people just started giving me oil , and eventually a woman even wanted to give me her vagina. | |
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| And here, I have my newest project. I'm going to launch it into space and just have it float around up there as a symbol of all that I am for all the world to see. | |
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| Wow, it's amazing. I've never seen a massive c#ck launched into space before! | |
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