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The Psychic by almatucakovic on 06-22-2015
Today John went in to see a psychic, just for fun of course.
Hello John, my name is Wendy and I am a psychic. I am quite (benevolent) so you can trust me with anything and I will also keep our sssions secret.
Hello Wendy, thank you for your concern. I came here today to get your help. I heard that psychics can tell your future, sort of as a (clairvoyance) trait. I am here today to get a glimpse of my future!
Here they go!
Give me your hand sir. I will do a palm reading to tell you the basic run through of your future. I will be one hundred percent (candid) with you right now to get the best results possible.
As long as you tell me I have no (chronic) diseases in my future, you may be as candid as ever!
What a lucky guy, don't you think?
Your palm is telling me that you will have two kids, a loving wife, and a life full of happiness. You will be the exact opposite of a (cantankerous) old grouch!
So the only chronic thing I have to worry about is chronic happiness? Awesome! Thank you so much Wendy, you're amazing.
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